BANK OF AMERICA TAKEN HOSTAGE!!!

A disgruntled Realtor took Bank of America hostage this morning. Apparently frustrated by the endless abuse he had suffered from the Institution during the past 3 years, according to sources.
He demanded the President of that Institution, to acknowledge the horrible way that the bank has been managing the short sale negotiations.
A passer by said he overheard the crazy Realtor shout: "Do you think it is funny? to waste my time for months, pushing paper, gathering information, waiting hours on the phone, being treated like dirt by incompetent personnel, and in the end see the house go to foreclosure?" "Who the f%^&k do you people think you are?"
One of the hostages who was able to escape on time, said he heard the Supervisor plead for his life, crying to the Realtor: "Please, I swear I will approve all your short sales from now on, please", but the Realtor didn't look very impressed by his cowardly conduct.

A group of local Realtors gathered outside the branch, but not simple "looky loos", to the surprise of our correspondent, they were there "To support our hero, it was about time somebody stand up to the Banks and tell the story, we ALL feel the same way"
The masses chanted: "HEY HEY WE WON'T GO, ITS THE BANK THAT HAS TO GO!"

The National Association of Realtors had no comment,
A Washington correspondent asked President Obama in a briefing this morning, what was his opinion about this crisis, and he limited his comments to: "it was bound to happen sooner or later, Banks have to be more proactive and reasonable"

We will keep you informed as this crisis develops.

United Press Corporation

This is just a joke, it is not true, I hope it helps you air some of that frustration you, the Realtor have accumulated. Have a blessed day.